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Bubbles Beaumont
Classic Clown Β· Deep Tissue
4.98rating
312sessions
8yrs exp
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Bubbles blends 8 years of licensed massage therapy with a lifetime under the big top. Expect warm oils, gentle squeaks, and a signature balloon giraffe to send you off. Deeply calming, gloriously silly.
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Signature Clown Massage
60 min Β· full body, oils & squeaks
$65
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Candlelit Deluxe
90 min Β· candles, music & balloons
$100
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Express Giggle
30 min Β· neck, back & a quick honk
$45
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Marissa P.Β· 2 days ago
βThe most relaxed I've felt in years. The balloon animals at the end were a delightful touch. 10/10 would honk again.β
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Devon R.Β· 1 week ago
βShowed up on time, set the candles, and the circus sound bath was weirdly soothing. My back has never been happier.β
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Pippa Pirouette
Candlelit Sound-Bath Clown
4.95rating
204sessions
6yrs exp
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Pippa is a former circus aerialist turned bodywork specialist. Her candlelit sessions pair Swedish massage with a live circus sound bath β think dreamy calliope and distant carousel bells.
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Signature Clown Massage
60 min Β· full body & sound bath
$72
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Candlelit Deluxe
90 min Β· candles, calliope & aroma
$107
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Express Giggle
30 min Β· neck & shoulders
$52
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Ana G.Β· 4 days ago
βThe sound bath had me floating. Left feeling like a new person, giggling the whole way.β
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Sir Giggles McFluff
Hot-Stone Big-Top Β· Reflexology
4.91rating
478sessions
12yrs exp
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A jolly veteran of the sawdust ring, Sir Giggles specialises in hot-stone reflexology. Twelve years, thousands of honks, and a perpetually warm smile. The most requested clown in the county.
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Signature Clown Massage
60 min Β· hot-stone full body
$58
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Candlelit Deluxe
90 min Β· stones, candles & balloons
$93
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Express Giggle
30 min Β· foot reflexology
$38
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Tom H.Β· 3 days ago
βThose hot stones plus a red nose? Somehow the best massage of my life.β
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Coco Calmata
Prenatal & Gentle Clowning
5.00rating
156sessions
5yrs exp
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Coco offers the softest touch in town β specialising in gentle, prenatal, and mobility-friendly clown massage. Quiet music, no jump-scares, all serenity. A perfect 5.0 across every single review.
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Signature Gentle Massage
60 min Β· soft full body
$80
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Candlelit Deluxe
90 min Β· quiet music & aroma
$115
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Express Calm
30 min Β· neck & shoulders
$60
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Priya S.Β· 6 days ago
βPerfect for my prenatal aches. Gentle, warm, and just the right amount of silly.β
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Ziggy Zephyr
Sports Recovery Clown
4.89rating
389sessions
9yrs exp
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Ziggy is the athletes' favourite β deep sports recovery work with a confetti-cannon finish. Great for post-marathon legs and stubborn knots. Bring the ache, leave with a laugh.
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Sports Recovery Massage
60 min Β· deep tissue + confetti
$70
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Candlelit Deluxe
90 min Β· recovery, balloons & music
$105
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Express Giggle
30 min Β· targeted knot work
$50
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Marcus L.Β· 2 days ago
βPost-marathon legs = destroyed. Ziggy fixed them and shot confetti everywhere. Incredible.β
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